Description of action Before the action I order the audience to turn off all photocameras, all videocameras and all mobiles.

I turn off my clothes and attire myself with a woman slip, nylon stockings and a small red dress. During painting my face with cream white I start to piss on the floor. I hollow out the inside of two loaves bread and wear them as shoes. I start dancing in the piss puddle and sing "We are the champions...". I knee down and put money in my ass. I stand up, make a curtsey and leave the place.

Photo: Dariusz Fodczuk