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kunstkritik / 2006
Castle of imagination, 13th international Performance Art Festival, OFFicyna / Szczecin, poland / 2006 / 12 minutes

[Before i start i ask the audience to turn off their cameras, their videocameras and their mobiles]
I take off my clothes and put on a slip for women, nylons, stockings and a small red dress; i cover my face with white cream; I urinate on the floor; I scoop out two loaves of bread and wear them as shoes; I start to dance in the urine puddle and i sing "We are the champions ..."; I kneel down and i put money in my butt; I stand up, drop a curtsey and leave

Photo: Dariusz Fodczuk